University of Corruption and Bribery.

1. We welcome all students to come and learn at our University.
2. We have very well qualified and Experienced professors who have been in the service for the past many years.
3. Qualifications and eligibility requirements.
4. You must have known where and how you can pickpocket, cheat ,chain -snatch how to find houses which are vacant and locked and residents not in town or will come back only after a few hours or days.
5. You must be shrewd enough to get the details.
6. you must have the right Links at the right places.
7. Your identity in no way must be available to any
8. Authority.
9. You must know how to stand for election and how to cover the population by your actions,deeds and words.
10. You must know how to bribe and in which places and what are the ways and means to do this to gain your ends.
11. You must have the qualifications and experience
12. as a Rowdy.
13. you must have worked with the leaders who are more qualified and experienced in these kind of
14. activities.
15. Fees. Admission fees. Rs.5/- only
16. Course fees: Bring the loot and a minimum of Rs. 1000/- a day every day.Preliminary.intermediate Rs. 10000/- final Rs. 50000/- a day.
17. The loot will be distributed among all students
18. Preliminary, intermediate and final.
19. A Master's degree will be given when you know
20. how to open bank accounts (secret ones) in some countries and know how to deposit your earnings there.
21. You must also know How to convert your black money into white money and how to get in touch with the Hawala people.
22. You must also know how to avoid paying tax of any kind.
23. You must be capable of losing your self-prestige, self-respect and and sell your Conscience.
24. You must have the creativity and qualities required for this qualification and job.
25. Wish you good luck.
26. This is meant only for those who are interested in getting these qualifications.
27. There are many who can guide you and allow you to write thesis and get the
28. doctor's degree in theory and practice.
29. you will also be trained in all sorts of weapons and equipments and will be taught how not to leave any marks behind.
30. This University is a sure way to get one way ticket to Jail for life imprisonment.